Thursday, April 1, 2010

Red Sox renovations

Boston club plans to return Fenway to 1912 conditions.

Pres. Taft, supported by a platform of reinforced concrete, will throw out this year's first pitch.

Taft's bitter rival Teddy Roosevelt will curry favor with the fans by leading a chorus of "Tessie" during the 7th inning stretch.


mcns said...

Sullivan's Cafeteria says: Hit it here!

John Salmon said...

I want to see Teddy and Taft slug it out.